This was on the front page of Etsy today.
Yes, it's artfully photographed and tied up with the obligatory oh so rustic and woodsy twine, but it's a PILE OF DRIFTWOOD! It's STICKS, people! Sticks that the seller wants $23.00 for plus $10.50 shipping.
I'm thinking that maybe I should start bundling up some of the wood that Keith has out in the garage and back yard, tie it artfully and rustically up with twine, take a picture of it in front of a chicken coop and list it in my Etsy shop as vintage firewood. I'd probably make a (no pun intended) bundle on it.