Seriously? Or, Stupid Stuff on Etsy's Front Page

This was on the front page of Etsy today.


Yes, it's artfully photographed and tied up with the obligatory oh so rustic and woodsy twine, but it's a PILE OF DRIFTWOOD! It's STICKS, people! Sticks that the seller wants $23.00 for plus $10.50 shipping.

I'm thinking that maybe I should start bundling up some of the wood that Keith has out in the garage and back yard, tie it artfully and rustically up with twine, take a picture of it in front of a chicken coop and list it in my Etsy shop as vintage firewood. I'd probably make a (no pun intended) bundle on it.