Thursday, April 16, 2009

It's Time

For another Oddities from Etsy post. I haven't done one in a while, mainly because I haven't been doing much on etsy other than listing stuff and trying to make a buck, not much browsing, so finding the oddities have been few and far between. I did find these on another blog, though, and was reminded at my befuddlement the first time I saw these on etsy. These will make you scratch your head and ask:
and better yet:
Who buys something like this and what for? Halloween costumes? To cover up acne? Robbing a bank and want to leave the teller laughing?
Because quite a few of these have sold, and at a hefty price tag of $40.00 a pop. $40.00?!?

And here goes:

If you're not into the full beard thing, there are a myriad of just the mustache products on etsy to choose from. Why fake mustaches are so incredibly popular on etsy I'll never know. But here goes:

I didn't have to look far for this mustache catnip toy, it was on the front page in all it's glory. It's a steal at only 3.50. I'm sure your cats will love it?

And this mustache necklace for only 12.99:

And this is supposed to be a mustache pillow, but to me it looks like those wooden yard signs that are the big butts bending over. 32.00 for this lovely addition to your decor.

By the way, there were 717 pages of mustache stuff on etsy today. Yes, 717!
And everybody needs a mustache on a stick for only 10.00:

And, you will really fool them with this crocheted or knitted or whatever it is mustache for a bargain price of 9.00:

Either that or people will think you have some big hairy centipede on your upper lip.

Seriously, would you waste your hard earned money on something like this?


EtsyWTF said...

Oh facial hair is SO last month! With summer just around the corner, I'm coming out soon with a whole new line of yarn pubic hair to hang out the legs of your swimsuit! Buy one now and get a jump on the next Etsy rage!

jomamma said...

LOL EtsyWTF... I gotta see that.
Oh, will you carry an yarn pit hairs? I'll take a pair.

Jennifer said...

I just don't understand some people. Enough said.