I just couldn't resist. It's been awhile since I bought something totally frivolous and unnecessary, so look what came in the mail yesterday!
Squatting and grunting gnome.
I'm not going to put them in the yard because I'm sure either the homeowner's association will send us a letter about our rudeness or someone will steal them!
These are from perpetualkid.com-they've got all kinds of weirdness there!