First off, Happy Birthday Jennifer!
Here is a cat picture for you. Yeah, gee thanks, Mom. Just what I've always wanted!
I was going to do some dusting this morning since I still haven't cleaned our knick knack cupboard in the living room after the dust storm on Sunday, and got as far as putting a cleaning rag on the counter. I came back later to find Little Miss Must Sit On Things sitting on it. It's a folded up cleaning rag so only a small part of her actually fits on it, but even small things must be sat upon apparently.
You can just barely see a corner of it under her.
Moral of the story? Sometimes it's better to pay more and not have a stomachache and gas.