If you do get swine flu and you do work at walmart, you're going to give that swine flu to every one of your customers, because when you work at walmart and you get sick, YOU BETTER STILL SHOW UP TO WORK, BECAUSE YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO CALL IN SICK!
Seriously, if you call in sick at walmart, it is considered an unexcused absence unless you are sick for something like 3 days, in which case you HAVE TO HAVE A DOCTORS NOTE to be excused. So, if you are feeling sick but not sick enough to go to the doctor, or if you just have a cold or something, you still have to go to work OR YOU WILL BE WRITTEN UP! If you are sick enough to go to the doctor, YOU CAN'T AFFORD TO PAY FOR IT BECAUSE YOU WORK AT WALMART AND CAN'T AFFORD THE INSURANCE! BUT YOU MAKE TOO MUCH MONEY TO QUALIFY FOR MEDI-CAL! And, since most employees at walmart are considered part time they don't qualify for any benefits anyway so even if you could afford the insurance YOU DON'T QUALIFY FOR IT OR FOR SICK PAY!
Nuff said. Don't shop at walmart during the swine flu pandemic!