The Birds and the Bees and the Kangaroos

Have you ever taken young children to the zoo and inadvertently seen animals doing animal things that raised questions and comments from said young children? Such as the time we were at the zoo and overheard an excited child screaming out 'Look the elephant is PEEING!!!' as the elephant was indeed peeing like a firehose?

Because peeing and pooping are oh so hilarious to young children?

Well, imagine the questions raised by this young child as he was innocently trying to feed the kangaroos at the local petting zoo?

This story comes from the comedian Tim Bedore's website at:
http://www.vaguebuttrue.com

WARNING-NOT SAFE FOR YOUNG CHILDREN TO VIEW UNLESS YOU REALLY WANT TO HAVE 'THAT TALK' TODAY!!

Petting Zoo Closed

Sacramento, CALIFORNIA- Keller Petting Zoo has been forced to close due to horny kangaroos. Owner Bob Keller pleaded with city officials to wait until he could do the necessary surgeries on his male kangaroos but pressure from parents groups prevailed.

They're just playing leapfrog, honey, yeah, that's it, leapfrog!