Friday, August 7, 2009

It's Official

Not only am I OLD but apparently I am also at DEATH'S DOOR WITH ONE FOOT IN THE GRAVE!

Here is what arrived in the mail yesterday, a seemingly important piece of mail that I must OPEN IMMEDIATELY! DO NOT DELAY!

So, I immediately opened it only to find that I am now considered a senior and a funeral advantage program can assist me, as they are so very pleased to announce.



DancingMooney ♥ said...

I've been getting stuff in the mail from AARP for years, and the last time I checked, I'm not quite 30 yet. Not to worry. Nobody knows what's going on around here... especially something coming from the government.

PussDaddy said...

Well, I am glad you didn't drop dead before you got it opened.