Friday, August 7, 2009

It's Official

Not only am I OLD but apparently I am also at DEATH'S DOOR WITH ONE FOOT IN THE GRAVE!

Here is what arrived in the mail yesterday, a seemingly important piece of mail that I must OPEN IMMEDIATELY! DO NOT DELAY!

So, I immediately opened it only to find that I am now considered a senior and a funeral advantage program can assist me, as they are so very pleased to announce.



Anonymous said...

I've been getting stuff in the mail from AARP for years, and the last time I checked, I'm not quite 30 yet. Not to worry. Nobody knows what's going on around here... especially something coming from the government.

PussDaddy said...

Well, I am glad you didn't drop dead before you got it opened.